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powerburial:

krystiname0w:

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

Crying

whats wrong?

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

grumpysalmon:

bigstupidbaby:

today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.  

fuck the moon in my opinion. its shit

majiinboo:

"honestly back in biblical times white people didn’t exist because god didn’t make white people he only made beautiful brown people in different shades I think the devil found two dead bodies and sucked their souls out along with all their melanin and that’s how white people were made"

meladoodle:

cosmofilius:

separation is such an illusion. we are one

why do people so desperately want to be plants. i dont get it. go live your leaf life ill be here as a human tbh

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)