That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana was the peak of my time on Earth so far
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
when someone unfollows me
a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post
Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light
i cant believe this