^_^

jerkidiot:

That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana was the peak of my time on Earth so far

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

morgrana:

when someone unfollows me

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

plasticbagvevo:

illuminati

plasticbagvevo:

illuminati

dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this